@jctwritesstuff *gets in huge line at the donut shop*
*taps foot*
*sweats*
*shakes*
*causally hums the Jaws theme until people get out of my way*
@ch000ch sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says “prom?” was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means
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@jctwritesstuff 
@ComicBookNOW Cheer up.
@POTerritory 
@withanewname [boarding plane with really old pilot]
“think his heart will hold out? lol”
attendent: excuse me, sir?
“depart out, what time do we leave?”
@envydatropic Tequila is made from a plant so you could say I’ve been vegan so far this weekend
@Tbone7219 Whenever I don’t want to listen to a song in the car with my wife I just lean over and whisper “my ex loved this song”
@JimmerThatisAll If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son’s dating a scientologist
@sparklecunt_ I have a type: disappointing
@YearOfRat You can’t spell multitasking without tits. I forget where I was going with this.
@mzyvonne7 There is no “we” in pizza