Pool party at my house… BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)…
There is a button on my microwave that says “super clown” and I do not ever push that button
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an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i’m so nervous lol what if he doesn’t reply??
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She’s not ready yet.
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
I can do 50-100 pushups depending on how many weeks you give me.
Honey, were out of snake food.
“What? For what snake?”
Honey, I bought a snake
have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car
My neopet probably thinks I’m dead
I’m sorry a horse was able to unlock your phone using facial recognition…
A wise man once said… absolutely nothing.
He let her vent and then they had sex afterward.