To air is humane, to forgave, divide.
Typo quota for the day.

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If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.


My mom used to beat me with a camera.

I still get flashbacks.


My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow.


I’m gonna play on a Slip n’ Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero


Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they’re about to take a picture?


I’d choose @funTweeters over anti-depressants any day.


Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.