Toto: I blessed Lorraine down in Africa
Adele: I set fire to Lorraine
Johnny Nash: I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone
Lorraine: Stop it
You Might Also Like
TEENAGE JAMES BOND: its actually just a learners permit to kill. I can kill, but only with an adult over 25 and not after 10pm
*grabs mic at a funeral* ok now say nice things about me
Still my favourite meme.
Me: It’s the next exit.
Husband: I know! You don’t have to keep telling me. *misses the exit*
I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
My mom is terrified of how fast I drive on the freeway, so I’m preparing a soothing little playlist for when she comes to visit in a few weeks
People that call their kids Randy, is that short for Randolph or Randrew?
Me: huh why is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp trending
30 seconds later: I’ve made a terrible mistake
A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn’t scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face.