“What do you do for a living?”
“I read. I travel. I love. I laugh.”
“No. How do you earn your bread?”
“Oh I work. But that’s not living.”

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BF: My darling *goes down on one knee*


BF: THIS is how I proposed to my last girlfriend


Simba – “welcome to… The bone zone”
Nala – “the what?”
Simba – “elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard”


Her: I like a man with an air of mystery.

Me: [trying to impress her] I’m under investigation for murder.


My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow.


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How many tamagotchi funerals do you have to attend before you realize you may never be a grandparent 🤷🏻‍♀️


[movie night]
Her: Can I pick tonight?
Me: You picked last time and it was horrible


Be the reason why a nun does the sign of the cross when she looks at you.


This book I found in my closet says to treat your spouse as you would on the first date, so I split the bill and dropped her off at her parents.


This is Eric’s wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING.