I think the short sellers had it right with Game Stop. It’s a failing business. If you look closely at their actual business model it does not seem at all effective at stopping games.
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Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence.
That’s how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges.
Or you could just call them Antiques and not totally creep people out…
Scientist “human beings are psychologically prone to fundamentally misjudging probabilities.”
Me “That sounds really unlikely.”
No tailgaters on the truck loosely hauling porta- potties.
“Bear with me”
-A Russian bear trainer
Me: Thank you for rescuing me from such a desperate situation.
Hubs: Again, hitting the wrong button on the remote is not a “desperate situation.”
There’s a serious limit in how much one can take
vegan witches, happy halloween!
i’m gonna need grocery stores to start contributing to black friday sales this year. i don’t need another big screen bro. what i need is to be able to afford cheese again.
why are they throwing soup at paintings when my mouth is right here
me: push!
wife: [in labor] I AM
me: push harder!!
wife: I CAN’T
me: oh my bad [opens door to delivery room] it says pull
My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying ‘cat’
911: 911, whats your emergency?
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back
I have eaten 10 relaxation candles and I don’t feel relaxed???
The tooth fairy forgot to come last night. Luckily she woke in a panic at 5 am and visited in the nick of time.
Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that’s such a stereotype
A guy on TV opened a bag of chips and my dog came running into the living room thinking it was me so now she’s playing with a ball she found and is acting like that’s what she wanted all along
I’m so pro-life,
I believe life begins at erection.
I don’t understand why salads are seen as “dainty” food. I look more like a wild animal eating salad than literally anything else.
i love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”
Homeless people are so lucky. They don’t have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want.
A dog made of diamonds would be everyone’s best friend.
*Romantically carries pizza over threshold
me: [waking from coma] how long was I out
doc: two years, but I have terrible news
me: what
doc: it’s still March
This new hand sanitizer is 99.9% effective in reminding me about all of my paper cuts.
[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I’m dying]: “Oh, you don’t have to do that, don’t worry about it.”
Teaching 3 pigeons how to mosh
If your partner says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in a traffic jam
Call all your previous ones relationsinks.
whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper “dont worry.. the sun is gonna come back tomorow”