Whoever made this compilation of Mel Blanc screaming in different cartoons is a saint.
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ASSISTANT: so what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits?
GUY WHO INVENTED PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLS: can’t stress how unimportant that part is
still laughing at the idea that the reason someone orders pizza delivery every day is they can’t afford bowls
If bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying “wahoo” no matter how fun the jump was
Stunning surveillance footage captured the moment a high school coach in Oregon disarmed a student with a shotgun and then embraced him. Police eventually arrived and took the student into custody.
MY WIFE:We named you after our favorite songs. You were mine
LAYLA: I love that
ME: And you mine
THEME FROM DUCKTALES: No, yeah, I figured
I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment
me: i know things haven’t been going well, but I think if we have a kid together, we can turn this around
boss: you’re still fired
I didn’t make this, but it’s perfect
When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.
why’s it called Top Gun when the guns are on the bottom of the plane
Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying “keys” in case I thought they were llamas.
Me: It’s just a piece of paper, it won’t change anything between us.
Him: It’s a police report.
I’m sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra.
white people go to an italian store one time then brag about the time they visited an “international market”
Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written ‘nail appointment’ in my diary?
Judas: No idea, J. No idea.
[hears baby crying]
Wife: can you go check on him
Me: there’s no way he’s finished in the bath already
me: sorry but i just can’t sugarcoat this
my boss at Kellogg:’s: you’re fired
Ralph thought she had a nerve to scream when she was the one trying to pee on him.
two guys fighting over oars are just having a row it took me 3 hours to write this crap send tweet
A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician go on a hunting trip. They spot a deer n the physicist takes aim first, bullet misses the deer by 5m to the left.
Chemist fires, but the bullet misses by 5m to the right.
The statistician jumps up & down, shouting, “We got it!
WHY?
What do you call a restaurant that sells only beans?
A gas station.
7yo: Did you drink coffee before we were born?
Me: Yes
7yo: Did you eat pancakes?
Me: Yes
7yo: What didn’t you do?
Me: Talk while peeing.
30% of Satan’s workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
My toddler was babbling a mile a minute first thing this morning and my 4yo said, ‘I’m going to need pancakes if I’m going to listen to you,’ so he’s my stress management coach now.
Kid bunny: why do humans think we lay eggs?
Dad bunny: i think it’s time we have “The Talk.”
Kid bunny: ok
Dad bunny: *leaning in to whisper* humans are idiots
Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off
I’m a people person. I live in a house home where I enjoy food meals and listening to music songs.
I’m telling everyone I have corona so I’ve got 14 days of not being bothered.
I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don’t answer that either.
I’m not dramatic but my money has to be facing all the same way and right side up, otherwise the world will explode.