Good morning, here are some ABBA songs that could also be about Mario:
• Mamma Mia
• Money, Money, Money
• Super Trooper
• Name of the Game
• I’ve Been Waiting For You
• The Winner Takes It AllPlease let me know if there are any more.
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A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale’s heart. Let’s make this happen.
Today, I want to talk about white couches and why ignoring the conventional wisdom was a terrible, avoidable mistake, Annie.
hot girl doing pouty lips: wow she is so sexy
me doing pouty lips: are…are you going to puke, you have to tell me if you’re going to puke
“Our toes look nothing like that!” – Camels
If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?
Google, Microsoft and Disney are
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Twoogle ?
Twindows ?
The Wonderful World of Tweets ?Be prepared
little known fact: bill nye is short for william new years eve
[blind date]
HER: I love the fall
ME {trying to impress her}: Lucifer had it coming
My wife and I have decided we don’t want to have children.
So we are going to tell them tonight at dinner.
Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no… I have no idea who set your car on fire.
I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane.
[to the tune of feliz navidad]
police are the cops
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years
Next time, I will just serve my guests pretty envelopes with the stories I’ve learned searching for a new recipe.
wife: ugh I feel so old
me: you’re only 36
wife: ugh
me: that’s like three 12yr olds
wife: what
me: what
I began speaking English with a French intonation after a fender bender. Well, I guess accents will happen.
Kids look forward to recess.
Adults look forward to Reese’s.
Friend: I want my funeral to be a celebration of life and not sad or depressing.
Me: Screw that. I want people climbing onto my casket and asking God to take them too.
You couldn’t make Blazing saddles today. it took way more than a day to make that movie.. and it’s like 10:00 right now.
I wish I could get the hell out of here and move to New Zealand. A Hobbit hole in Bag End would be nice right about now.
Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. “I’m Bruce Willis” he says. The parrot repeats it. “yeah right” Bruce says, but is secretly worried
If you think my tweets are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy
You gotta feel for kids today, growing up in a world where all the good screen names are already taken
Throw me to the wolves and they’ll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier
I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
Him: How much do you love me?
Me: A bit more than pizza.
Him:
Me: But not as much as coffee.
*Husband forgets to close screen on door*
*4 hrs later*
Me: *feels furriness on my leg in bed*
*rolls over*
Squirrel: *stares*