Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin.

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[parent teacher conference]
TEACHER: little joey has trouble accepting responsibility for his actions
PARENT: good luck dealing with that


I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes.


A group of contradictions is called a “Bible.”


ME: hey I’m just in time to watch the meteor shower!

METEOR: um, how about a little privacy?


Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”


Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry.


“They’re gray with gray stripes”

– me warning my dog about skunks


If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can’t alcohol be called cereal drink?