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“Are you carrying any treats, sir?”
“No, I’m not.”
“Cookies? Biscuits?”
“Please empty your pockets.”
“Listen, I’ve already told you-“
“I’ll also need to check your bag.”
“I don’t think that’s really nec-”
“Sir, I’d advise you not make this any harder than it needs to be.”