@noog Splinter: Leo.
Mikey: I’m Michelangelo. That’s Leo.
Donny: I’m Donatello. That’s Leo.
Leo: I thought I was Raphael.– Why they wear masks
@samalmightysam I put a Justin Bieber’s song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don’t have to listen to that shit.
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I can not lie.
@ilovepie84 “I don’t think Gay Guys should be able to get abortions”
-Me when someone asks me a question that I don’t know the answer to.
@Tommytoughstuff “How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror? Oh questions about the job? No I’m good.”
@BonaFideIntent Daily ‘Facts About CHEESE’
Fact About Cheese #3:
“String Cheese. Is not made of string.”
@iAmDelFreaky I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman.
@PoodleSnarf I can always tell when it’s closer to Christmas. My wife replaces the hand soap with the stuff that smells like gingerbread and I spend a week looking for cookies that haven’t been made yet
@kimmie_1980 If Facebook changed “poke” to “stab” I would use it all the time.
@AnnaKendrick47 In first grade when I’d tell my parents what I learned in class and they’d act amazed, I’d think “Shouldn’t you know this shit already?”
@English_Channel I know we are at war here, but, who didn’t pick up after their dog?
