You’re a guy, therefore you can’t “hehehehe”.
I wear a cape because I’m Super Broke
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Good news class—you are exactly 9 years old, so from here on out, we’ll exclusively be reading books where the dog dies.
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I’m confused about plants
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1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater
Now she’s falling asleep, and I’m calling a crab.
Meet me in the bedroom.. bring the gravy boat.
Don’t make this weird…
1. Pick jeans to wear
2. Pull them up to thighs
3. Pants dance for 3 minutes
4. Take pants off
5. Put sweatpants on
6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie
Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing.