Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we’ve had to dissect frogs.
I’m sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
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Spanish: The h is silent
English: Many letters can be silent
French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason
Anonymously I asked kids (aged 6) to write new years resolutions. Here are some favorites…
“Eat more butter”
“Build a mud hut”
“Learn to drive”
“Try my hardest at everything but not maths”
“Make a new language”
The Sun’s probably Asian.
This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, “Can a 9 date an 8?”
Wolverine: You know what I can’t heal?
Jean: What Logan?
Wolverine: A broken heart
*professor x starts laughing from the other room*
If you’re suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet.
I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate
People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They’re not laughing now because it was ages ago.
No internet for 11 hours. I’ve written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce “gif.”