Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?

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In truth, spiders are harmless*

*Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.


Betrayal Treasury, Age 5:
Instead of ice cream after my tonsillectomy, a lime popsicle, the texture of which I do not enjoy.


Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?


[show about dog training]
Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with
Me: where can i get one of those


[Hospital front desk]

“Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-”

*wife hits me*

“Baby delivery, I mean she’s here to deliver a baby”


I was a fantastic parent right up until I had kids of my own.


ME: all the King’s horses and men couldn’t put u back together
M: [opening package of bacon] I’ll think of something