Just saw I am Legend for the first time and found it completely implausible when there was no reference to any toilet paper shortage.

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Women do not want to hear what you think..

They want to hear what they think..

In a deeper voice……


I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze


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Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian.