@buck4itt

Justin Bieber has found Jesus which means that Jesus is really great at a lot of things but hiding is not one of them.

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@skankymunter

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together & there was only one life jacket, I’d miss you and think of you often.

@andiedandie0

Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change .

@JessCannizzaro

Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning

@scenesfromahat

As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.

@E_lok44

If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right?
Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still.

@psybermonkey

[Back To the Future, 2018]

Marty’s dad: She texted me back! What do I say??

Marty: I got it. Lemme see…*sends SpongeBob gif and immediatly starts disappearing*

@LizHackett

I once saw a real bear in the wild and said “Aww, look at him!” What I’m saying is, don’t turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.