I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care.
Is this thing on ?
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She: I enjoy long walks on the beach.
Me: *nod knowingly* Because you want to lose weight.
Personally cannot wait to get microchipped, why should my dog be the only who who benefits from this technology
*Batman pulls up to drive-thru*
“We’re serving breakfast sir.”
*destroys speaker with batarang*
“And I’m serving justice.”
Feel like you’re falling apart? Coming undone? Can’t keep it together?
You should have eaten more paste as a child.
Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly.
“If you love something, set it free…”
Unless it’s a man…
Cause he’ll get lost…
And you know he won’t ask for directions…
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It’s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
her: you were really loud
me: *putting down my trombone* yep