@IamEnidColeslaw the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
@Jake_Vig What I say: “Agree to disagree”
What I really mean: “You are dumb and I will allow you to stay that way”
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@IamEnidColeslaw 
@9to5Life I hate when people text me “what are you doing?” at 1:00 pm on a weekday.
Well I don’t have your Art History degree, so probably “working”.
@ElaniKitten 
@OakHill_ That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I’ve made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome.
@TheAlexNevil Fact: mongooses are super fast and agile and are well known to be dangerous to cobra kai students.
@emily_tweets Me: not today, anxiety!
My kids: hold my koolaid..
@3sunzzz *walks into gym, tags my location on Facebook, leaves*
@briangaar Sometimes I’m playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over
@IamJackBoot The Hallmark channel. Where else can you watch a two hour movie and not recognize a single actor?
@funnybeachgirl Friday night plans
*break into plastic surgeon’s office
*put goldfish in the silicone implants
*sneak away undetected
*giggle like a maniac