Why are top brands getting more attention while your unique, innovative ideas stay underrated? Here is some #ThursdayAdwisdom. The truth is that you may be missing out on one of the most fundamental rules of selling – grabbing consumer’s interest. #digitalmarketing
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“I’ve led you this far so the LEAST you can do is drink, dammit!”
Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
Do the makers of hold music know that Mozart wrote more than one song
Once I found there was no popcorn in popcorn chicken there was no reason to try pot roast.
Wanna go out with me?
Make an awkward face for yes.
Name the entire periodic table for no.
*first date*
Yep. I like all the things.*fourth date*
And that, Sandra, is why I would not hesitate to kick a pigeon.
When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells
I just turned my toaster upside down and dislodged 5 years’ worth of charred breakfast remnants and a single screw that I hope wasn’t important.
My kids used to get so mad at me for not picking them up after school. But, good mothers don’t drink and drive.
i’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
Looking for someone to come help pack 17’s boxes for college. Must be able to handle crying. Bring tissues. No weirdos, please. I’m weird enough.
Protip: If friends ask you to watch their kids for them, answer with “sure, it’ll make a change from having to use binoculars” so they never ask again*.
*Even better tip: Don’t actually do that, though
It’s going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I’ve got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
If I was Taylor Swift I would only date men whose job has a lot of terms that are easy to rhyme with.
How are you gonna be in the throes of heartbreak and have to write a song rhyming with “line of scrimmage”?
me: I love the feel of fresh, crisp sheets against my naked body
clerk: ma’am, this is a Bed Bath & Beyond. please put your clothes on and leave
(God Creating Vegetables)
GOD: What if we made fruit gross?
I’m not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down
Our ‘thoughts and prayers’ go out to all the vegans and innocent cabbages everywhere.
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone breaks in and needs to filet a fish
The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise in its members
The fact that there’s gonna be a Joker 2 just means Batman isn’t doing his god damn job
[speed dating]
ME: I like your hair
HER: OK
ME: And your teeth are so smiley
HER: You know this is a job interview, right?
ME: *rings bell*
Prince Charming: check out the babe
Doc: oh that’s Snow White, she’s dead
Prince Charming: I should kiss her
Doc: do you really think that might bring her back to life?
Prince Charming: bring her what now?
Santa saw your nudes and he’s getting you moisturizer, and a good razor.
One business idea I have is tell people you’re giving them plastic surgery but instead of giving them plastic surgery just let them sleep for 9 hours and then call it “subtle”
Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy .
Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.
Once I ate 32 consecutive flavorless oreos before realizing they were checkers
ohh u don’t think my farm is real cuz the only crop i’m growing is burritos well pls excuse me while i cry into this fresh hot tortilla