If you live in denial of your emotions, it will take far longer to take care of them, because once we recognize what we’re feeling, we can tackle it or whatever is causing it.
📸: @blessingmanifesting
#positivemind #dailymotivation #keepmovingforward #personalgrowth
You Might Also Like
I sympathize with the journalist intern assigned to uncover my scandalous past, only to stumble upon countless pictures of me indulging in gravy.
This trial is so absurd 😭
Me: *quits life and moves into a pillow fort*
Them: You need to live in the present.
Me: *covers fort in wrapping paper*
So you brush your teeth with hair on a stick and brush your hair with teeth on a stick. Humans, you’ve made it.
Microwaving fish is an office faux pas. I roast mine over an open flame in the bathroom
My boss asked me why I’m late, apparently answering “because your wife wouldn’t let me get out of bed” just gets you sent to HR.
The jerk store called. *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been an accident.
I’m afraid of being murdered but only because they would record my stomach contents.
when the bartender skips over you for a much hotter customer
72 Hour Deodorant is just another way to say “I haven’t bathed in 3 days”.
My gal pal: “Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin… What’s you’re secret?!”
Me: “Poverty.”
“So how was your day today at work?”
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” 🤦♂️😳🤯😂
[1st day as cop]
captain: “why did you call for back up”
me: “there was a fly in my car”
swat team leader: “what exactly do you think we do”
“I wrote a song for you” he threatened.
I stopped eating my feelings a few months ago and holy shit do I have a lot of them here now
I’m at a fancy restaurant so of course I ordered the Patricia melt.
I put on pants like everybody else. Whenever there’s a knock on the front door
good cop: don’t make me get the bad cop in here
bad cop: [pulling on the push door] almost got it
good cop: god he is so bad at everything
idk what this dog had been going through but same
In my next life I’m coming back with money and good looks. This great personality shit is not working.
Me: I’m really at the end of my rope
Executioner: HOW ARE YOU TALKING
always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away
7: Dad what does this word mean
Me: Bring me a dictionary
*Smack up side the head
Me: Now go google that shit
Facebook marketplace is a different world
Better than a Justin Bieber concert:
1. Being deaf.
2. A rattlesnake bite.
3. Chewing razor blades.
4. Licking a public toilet seat.
Sugar-free anything tastes like it’s based on a true story.
interviewer: questions about the job?
me: how can I get suspended with pay
Wife: I want to have another baby
Me: one is more than enough
Wife: we have 3
Me: the others know how I feel
Mistakes can only be made by people who do something.
Why I still can’t play Chess:
Older brother trying to teach me: “And this piece is?”
Me: “Horse.”
OB: “…the Knight.”
Me: “Ah, but see how I remember it is it moves horseizontally.”
OB: “I need you to go away now.”