“Ben Carson makes stuff up” said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner.

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Student:Why do we need to know this?
Me: To look smart for your friends.
Student:What if I don’t want to look smart?
Me: You’re doing great.


Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
If you’re not so very far
After work, let’s hit the bar


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HIM: Can I call you sometime?

HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can’t… I lost my phone


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Guy 2: Shame.


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Good Cop: *reaches for his gun*

Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*


Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember…HE WAS LOOKING FOR US