Earth is indeed bipolar, but it’s not a disorder.

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the squirrels are playing dodgeball with acorns again, must be mating season


[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl]
Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,


DATE: gonna grab my jacket and brb. you look great by the way

ME (whispering to my suit made of chameleons): hell yeah keep it up you guys


I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth


What’s good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander


I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I’m teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption.


My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they’re naming IKEA furniture.


My daughter claimed that her knife skills are better than Chef Ramsay’s. So I tossed her a potato and asked her to peel it and she said, “With a knife?”

Don’t worry Chef Ramsay, your job is safe!


Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I’m like here’s another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa