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Him: 鈥淒escribe what you鈥檙e wearing right now鈥

Me: (in yoga pants I didn鈥檛 do yoga in, T-shirt I鈥檝e had on for days w/various food stains, fuzzy socks bc I鈥檓 freezing, hair in bun)

鈥淛ust out of the shower so tank, panties and no bra鈥

Him: 鈥淪o hot鈥

Me: *resumes eating ice cream