Cats REALLY hate dryers.
However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy
If I’m napping in my car, don’t wake me up
unless I’m driving
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*sits down in a classy as hell bar*
“barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn…”
“$200 every 4 months”
Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
Black rotten roses & run over kittens
Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten
Naked in public becoming a meme
WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said ” I hate shoes”
USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about
Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.