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@BDGarp If I saw an elephant in the room, that’s ALL I’d be talking about.
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@jwblvd [spelling bee]
Your word is “pneumonia”.
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints.
@MoistPork Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let’s make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@1Happytwit My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
@Love_bug1016 i just want world peace. and pop tarts to be fully frosted.
@AlottaInfo And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round… and laughed…
@TheBoydP The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you’re so hungry…
@_Water_Baby *at casino*
When he hands you $100 and asks you to go get chips, do not ask him Doritos or Lays. Get both.
It will leave him speechless.
@ericsshadow My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
@othersome the waiter grinds me some pepper. “tell me when.” i never say ‘when’. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr