@coleycannamama

My husband and I are bonding over how much we hate our marriage therapist, so I think it’s working?

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The Never Ending Story should’ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother

@AnnaKendrick47

In first grade when I’d tell my parents what I learned in class and they’d act amazed, I’d think “Shouldn’t you know this shit already?”

@ericsshadow

20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him

40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU

@HatfieldAnne

A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed.

@XplodingUnicorn

4-year-old: Can I have some floss?

Me: You’re too little

4: But I really, really need it

Me: Fine. *gives her floss*

4:*ties up Barbies*

@ColoradoUgly

What is the appropriate age to tell your child that you’ve given up on them?