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@1followernodad I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
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@OwensDamien Donald Trump looks like the nasty businessman in a Disney movie who loses out to a six year-old and his dog.
@mansizedthumbs In case nobody has Facebook, it’s cold outside.
@Home_Halfway Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says “What’s up, Doc?” he’s legitimately concerned.
@tastefactory Manager: Your fired
Me: *You’re
Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud
Me: How did you know I corrected you
@johnofah Pluto wasn’t even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
@Aikiwomannc This could be us but you keep mumbling about your dignity.
@CarpentersCrack Tyler on Facebook says he ran 1.7 miles this morning… So based on calculations, I have 35 minutes to ransack his house tomorrow morning.
@gitson_shiggles Had a yard sale to raise some much-needed cash. I really miss that yard.
@wolfpupy i got you a candy necklace for a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead