My son walked in from kindergarten and set his backpack down with a sigh. “Tough day today,” he said. “A lot of stress.” “What happened?” I asked. “We started the letter J today,” he replied. “It’s giving me lots of trouble.”

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Me: Lord of the Rings.

Wife: that’s not a Christmas movie.

Me: then why does it have elves?


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Me: God grant me the serenity.

God: What was that? I couldn’t hear you over your screaming kids.


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ME: what do you mean?
WIFE: I mean put down the cat


*stops by new neighbor*
Welcome, I brought you a cake!
-Wow, thank you! You know, you didn’t have to do that!
Oh, ok.
*walks away with cake*