No. He’s not coming out to play

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1) get her home by 11 p.m.
2) so we can chill
3) i have mario party
4) be my friend


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What was a common name in the Middle Ages? I heard people named their kids Lance a lot


Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days..


My boss said he wanted the fire drill to be as realistic as possible, but then he yelled at me for looting. Make up your mind, bro.


I may not look good naked, but I’m a beautiful person on the insi….

Hahahaha just kidding

I look great naked


When skinny girls say “I’m so fat” to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.


You never hear of Albert Einstein’s evil twin brother, Frank.