@MaidOfBeans
@ieatanddrink Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?
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@ieatanddrink 
@shawnpearlman Overheard: “I think that guy is listening to us.”
@Bizarro_Mark 5 and I are playing “guess the number I’m thinking of” with no limits and no clues. He’s guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!
@pointsymmetric Interview Tip: When you get the “where do you see yourself in 5 years” question, don’t say “post-apocalyptic tribal warlord”.
@JimmerThatisAll “All I ever wanted to do is make a difference.” – Subtraction Man
@chairkeyre 
@JimmerThatisAll What a spectacular disaster may I get your recipe?
@TheBoydP Top uses for a bathroom exhaust fan:
3. Remove moisture from the air
2. Remove odor from the air
1. Cover up disgusting sounds
@TheAlexNevil I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo.
@dafloydsta A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills.