Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokémon.
There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.
I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick]
Hi, you left your number on my car. Who’s going to clean this?
“She is not fine.”