“So how did you get into Classical Music?”
What should we call this giant advertising board?
PHIL: A philboard
BILL: I have a better idea
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I like to play fetch with my cat….which, you know, is just me throwing stuff, followed by disappointment.
me when my kids won’t try their food: you might like it
me when my kids want to try my food: you won’t like it
I can’t grab a drink with you after work. I am limiting my liquids since I am wearing a jumpsuit
Christmas decorating 101 – Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations
Your move Martha Stewart
Sorry if I smell weird. I touched an old sponge last week
Caveman1: look, I invent wheel
Caveman2: what we do now?
Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel
Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet
Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
The corona virus should mutate into something nice for a change