Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?
Why do depressed people stay in bed? Beds were made for happy stuff like sex and naps and battles.
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Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You’re wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS.
I’m 100% sure Zebra’s didn’t earn those things.
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Best movie gangster: The iceberg in Titanic
The internet is magic sometimes.