Can’t, I just saw a Facebook post that said one Thanksgiving dish is going away forever and I have to vote so we don’t lose pie.
I don’t hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch.
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I’m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?
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In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.
“Paintings or it didn’t happen.” – 1700’s-1920
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