Wooden Horsie đ´
Product review:
The craftsmanship is beautiful & the quality of the wood is good. But interior is filled with Greek soldiers that ended up murdering everyone I love. Would NOT recommend this product to friends and family (because theyâre all dead). 2/5 stars.![]()
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