Most fears fill us with doubt and “what ifs” that imprison us. The more you do to get out of your comfort zone, the more fear will subside. In life, do what scares you, and you’ll grow and succeed!
📸: @blessingmanifesting
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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
ME: pssstt psssssttt! hey kid! wanna get high?
KID: mom, just throw the treehouse ladder down, and get out.
Catch a spark… Set the world on fire!
– Incinerational Tweet
When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
People of my generation are always saying that they are shocked how little role quicksand plays in their lives, but I gotta tell you, knowing the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite has not proved to be as critical as I expected either.
All of my other appliances think the air fryer is an overachiever. Even the food processor and the blender are bonding over this, and they’ve been enemies for years.
There is so much beef on Twitter it’s impossible to stay vegan
In my culture, yawning and rolling my eyes during a Zoom meeting is a sign of respect.
*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let’s get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*
As a mom, I’m super excited about the rock collection my daughter just told me she’s starting.
Nothing says you’re a parent like being jealous of a tree because it’s all alone.
Gentle reminder that Thanos won 14,000,605 alternate times in end game but the one time he lost they made a movie about it
Lmao @ the people who named their kids Daenerys or Khaleesi. What a bunch of absolute fools. If only they were as wise as me, father to a beautiful baby girl named Detective Pikachu
I took my dog to see “Fifty Shades Of Grey” and he loved it. Which surprised me because he hated the book…
Show me your nuts.
Show me you’re nuts.See how important the “you’re” “your” thing is?
Took away all my son’s electronic privileges, and now he’s so bored he’s given me 35 hugs.
May take them away tomorrow too.
[ interview at funeral home ]
director: are you ok being around death
me: *picturing all my houseplants* yes
kids have such bloody amazing imaginations, and yet when it comes to naming things they’re like this is elfie, my elf
Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
Taking a road trip with my toddler made me realize that I do in fact negotiate with terrorists.
“Next time can you make something I like?”
*my kid leaving a review about his school lunch
3am
Brain: What if all cats are named Meow and all dogs are named Woof and they’re just correcting us when we call them by the names we gave them?
[Creation]
God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place!
Angel: Maybe they’ll evolve?
G: *throws a rock*
A: Sick shot!
G: Next time, apes
Carpe DM
007: the name’s bond…james bond
me: nice to meet you bond james bond
007: just james bond
me: bond just james bond
007: no my full name is just james bond
me: nice to meet you just james bond
007: you know i can legally kill you
me: no, never met him
007: *draws weapon*
“Is that a banana in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me haha”
[i pull a hand full of lasagna out of my pocket] “Actually it’s lasagna”
“Treat her like a princess” everybody said.
Then they get mad when I marry her off to a cousin from a neighboring country for political gain.
This recipe takes only 30 minutes.
3.5hrs after preparing all the ingredients, it did indeed take 30 minutes.
[at the top of mt everest]
friend: i can’t believe we did it!
me: i know!
friend: what do you think of the view?
me: whoopi goldberg is amazing and the guest panelists they have always bring a fresh perspective but it should’ve stopped after season 15.