If you live in denial of your emotions, it will take far longer to take care of them, because once we recognize what we鈥檙e feeling, we can tackle it or whatever is causing it.
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[at mall]
Husband: *pointing at a girl鈥檚 huge clunky sneakers* I鈥檇 probably divorce you if you wore those.Me: *asks girl where she got her shoes*
“Evolution-schmevolution!”
-Bill DeNye, the Non-Science Guy
WIFE: Do you think men and women are just hardwired differently?
ME [drinking a bottle of shampoo]: *bubble noises*
The single most HARDEST thing about being an immigrant in the US is knowing that regardless of my sacrifices, my beliefs or the beauty in my soul, I, too, may one day be allergic to gluten
It always starts out “you’re so funny” and ends with “oh dear… oh my god… wtf”
Ten things only 90s people remember:
1. 1990
2. 1991
3. 1992
4. 1993
5. 1994
6. 1995
7. 1996
8. 1997
9. 1998
10. That sound the modems made
Beer enthusiasts should have an OnlyCans.
me: I can’t decide what to have
waiter: what about the duck?
duck: I’ll have lasagna
11 lost a tooth the other day. He threw his tooth in the garbage, walked over to my wallet and took out $2.
He’s a better tooth fairy than I ever was.
Everyone: 2020 is gonna be my year!
Coronavirus: LOL
huge valentines day plans this year!!
Them: I know you’re shy but I can’t carry the conversation forever.
Me: Oh I’m not shy. I am just hoping you will give up soon.
probably not good that i sounded like chewbacca while standing up huh.
doctor: i have the results of your cholesterol test
me: did i pass? haha
doctor: no but you will very soon
I don’t hate anyone. I just don’t like people.
asian women will be in palo alto pushing a $5000 stroller holding a birkin wearing 2-3 cartier bracelets having a 5 carat diamond ring wearing chanel sunglasses and some blonde woman wearing yoga pants at the grocery store will be like are you the nanny
I totally understand how “please leave your brother alone” can be interpreted as “throw toys at him.” It’s just common sense.
Me: I could barely fit our trash into that blue bin
Wife: that鈥檚 our neighbor鈥檚 new Smart Car
Anime is real
My new puppy is training and gets treats for doing well. My older dog gets treats as well, for, you know…supervising.
Can’t. Too busy being force-fed teething crackers by my 1yo daughter.
Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.
5 just asked if I was older than Grandma so Christmas at our house is canceled.
Me: I鈥檓 going to be healthy
Breakfast: fruit
Lunch: sandwich
Dinner: salad
Midnight: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
I only eat wild caught salmon because I like to know the fishermen had a good time
[hot air balloon ride]
DAD: *kicks basket* how many miles you get in this thing?
ME: this hotel is infested with squirrels!
GUY: get out of my son’s tree house
ME: fine, but I’m keeping the squirrels
My parents were very inspirational, they used to say:
“You can do whatever you want in life, as long as you don’t do it here.”
One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.
Me *sneezes*
My cat: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF