If you live in denial of your emotions, it will take far longer to take care of them, because once we recognize what we’re feeling, we can tackle it or whatever is causing it.
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Do you hold your breath when people on TV are underwater or are you normal?
[after dinner]
Me: I can’t eat another bite.
Also me: *whimsically eats entire spongebob ice cream cake*
The only upside to Trump’s big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy’s Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun
[pet store]
Me: do you have any marmosets?
Clerk: no we don’t sell—
Me: okay, just one marmo then
Her: How often do you think about the Roman Empire
Me: Almost never.
Her: Oh that’s a relief.
Me: (goes back to thinking about the Romulan Empire)
“To the window, to the wall” – me directing the carpet layers
penguins are just ducks going to a wedding
Imagine there was a moment before Red Riding Hood arrived where the wolf in nightdress and sleeping hat asked himself what the hell he was doing.
Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.
Bad comedy:
“Gonorrhea, but not forgottenorrhea. Am I right?”
*crickets*
“Jeez, y’all sure know how to avoid the clap. Am I right folks?”
HER: because you’re so juvenile this relationship is over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
Normalize asking the spelling bee moderator to use it as a safe word. Wait huh
My uncle brought out a range of women’s nightwear that’s so ugly he’s being sued for gross negligées
i used to think i was final girl material, but i’m actually the one who’s killed while frantically searching for her glasses
Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
all the apology videos are terrible because the people capable of writing a good apology are on strike.
I’m thinking about getting a mirror over my bed so I can watch myself while I’m eating cereal.
When someone says “Idaho”, I still respond by saying “Udaho!” and I will never stop.
[loud bar]
Her: I have to urinate
Me: What?
H: Urinate
M: What?
H: URINATE!
M: Well, YOU’RE a 10!
H: Huh? No! You’re like a 5. I gotta pee.
I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.
Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch.
them: are you with someone or are you alone?
me: *winks* who’s asking?
them: ma’am, this is a vaccination clinic.
Running away doesn’t help you with your problems. Unless you’re fat.
(my very first day as President)
Alright folks here’s the deal, we’re gonna turn the volume of motorcycles down a skosh
The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult.
Oh, you’re a politician? Name all the politics
5 kept asking Alexa what time his friend was coming over today. he was getting pissed when she didn’t know the answer.
dude may be able to work a tablet better than me but it’s good to be reassured i’m still smarter.
Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD!
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Mrs. PH: Your browser history.
Mr. PH: I can explain!
Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?
Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor?
Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears.
Emperor: That sounds plausible.