Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn’t simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]
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No one:
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I don’t see how getting drunk will help, but whatever.
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Not in the mood.
Not in the mood.
Oh yes tonight is the nigh-
Too late, I’m over it.
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Lunch: sandwich
Dinner: salad
Midnight: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
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