Chad Kroeger from Nickelback loves taking part in nativity plays. He has played Joseph, the Inn Keeper and even the back end of a donkey.
But he’s never made it as a wise man.
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I bet squirrels walk at a leisurely pace when no one is looking.
Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, “You’re at Burger King.”
Danger is very dangerous
Watermelon is the perfect drink when you’re thirsty, but want to chew it.
Fool me once shame on you fool me 27 times you’re a piece of lint on the floor disguised as a bug
Husband: “Honey, I can’t find my sweatshirt and I’m cold. Have you seen it?”
Me: “Nope.”
Husband: “You’re wearing it right now…”
If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
Nerds were always ugly or goofy looking. Then from nowhere emerged the hot girl nerd and the limitations of Nerdom crumpled before our eyes.
looks like the dishwasher has a nice side hustle going
god: now to create a universe for man, my most beloved creation
lucifer: what if u make like 99.999% of it kill them instantly
god: lol ok
therapist: you are your own worst enemy
me: undefeated baby
I think this should do it.
The animals in Australia are dangerous, but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
friend: wanna see a magic trick
person who got cursed by a donkey wizard yesterday: no thank you
If you don’t want your kids to leave the bathroom light on all the time don’t ask them to wash their hands so much duh.
Batman V Superman 2:
Both men agree their last battle was too destructive
They settle their differences by playing Uno
Loser leaves earth
Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I’m doing. And now I’m sitting outside of H.R.
NEVER LET THE PUBLIC NAME STUFF.
I’m gonna get full size candy bars and hand them out to just one member of each group on Halloween to create division amongst the children
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don’t even remember what he did anymore.
Is it too early to start drinking? – some moron with a clock.
In the 80s they used an egg in a frying pan to demonstrate a brain on drugs only because they didn’t have Twitter in the 80s
Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?
I hate it when people call me judgemental
Especially people wearing shoes like that
I don’t ask for much but can someone please take away the share function on Wordle?
My therapist told me “time heals all wounds”,
So I stabbed him. Now we wait…
if doctors are real how come I haven’t seen one in 29 years
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.
Please take the smartphone away from your pets, they are spamming your Facebook with selfies.