@paulrobalino Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn’t mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae
@JustASmirk A girl who can wear a baseball hat is hot. Unless it’s a team I hate. In that case, she’s probably a whore.
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@paulrobalino 
@robwhisman don’t hate robert altman’s 1992 satirical comedy “the player” hate david fincher’s 1997 psychological thriller “the game”
@Jennifergr8 Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then?
He replied….chicken.
Thank god he is good looking.
@noog When did white people become such fucking pussies?
@NoLuckWanted I like to think that all my unfollowers have violated their parole and been sent back to the big house. Just kidding, I hope they’re dead.
@jennasaysquoi just rolled a joint. it was my ankle.
@MENA_Conflict 
@moxieblogger Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don’t have a baby. So no.
@LeiaMarieG My kid’s insults to each other:
“you have fat lips like Momma.”
“well, you have a big butt like Momma.
Thanks, kids.
@geniusindisgize I’m a kleptomaniac
It’s ok though, I’m taking something for it