Can scientists please stop calculating pi to a million decimal places and instead get working on an instant hangover cure.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t like things as much as I do.


My husband has short term memory problems so I’ve stopped brushing my hair.
That way he thinks we’ve already had sex & leaves me alone.


I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man’s best friendzone.