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My mother is the strongest woman I know.

You should see how far she could throw a shoe.


applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist


Treadmill salesman: This one has 12 incline levels and can maintain speeds of up to 15 miles per hour.

Me: (dumps two loads of laundry on top) I’ll take it.


So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.


You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.