@sfreeze6 So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie’s parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?
@dreamthievin Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I’m not sure what it means.
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@sfreeze6 
@ThugRaccoons “There’s no eye in Teams” I exclaim turning off my laptop camera
@TommySiegel ok this is my dumbest yet
@Moi_RaRa It’s so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.
@staceyseniarose Accidentally sent a guy a 😉 instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@5hael It’s so easy getting women wet, it’s refilling my bucket back up with water quickly enough I find challenging.
@WheelTod That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material
@Marlebean Today, a man looked me right in the face & said “You’re not hot!”
Actually it was a cop &he said “Here’s your ticket. Have a nice evening.”
@Kyle_Lippert I’ve had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee I was buying ice cream, Pop Tarts and mayonnaise. She had organic vegetables & Kombucha.
The check stand divider was mostly symbolic.