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it鈥檚 your first day back at work. your boss calls you in. 鈥渨hy aren鈥檛 you wearing pants?鈥

鈥渢hrew em out鈥 you shrug

you turn to leave but stop at the door. 鈥渨ait,鈥 you say. 鈥渂ut why aren鈥檛 you wearing pants鈥

鈥渨hat?鈥 he looks down, confused. 鈥渙h, right鈥 he shrugs. 鈥渢hrew em out鈥