Windows 10 has an extremely unhelpful error message
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*dog sits for president*
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If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I’ll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder.
Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He’s a web kinda guy.
Everyone’s allowed one Tolkien pun just don’t make it a hobbit
Me, mumbling: There’s a reason they don’t let parents drop off teenagers at the fire station.
My fifteen-year-old son: They will never be able to extinguish my fire.
Her: You’re up to a pack a day now—you have to cut back.
Me: [petting the alpha male of the wolf pack I just adopted] I can quit anytime.
“My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor.” — inventor of the frisbee
I’m sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown.
Wife: He’s your son!
Me: So you say! But I don’t…
*Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song*
Me: …ok fine he’s my son.
Me: Why are you running away like that? What’d you do?
My 6 year old: Nothing, I just thought you’d checked my closet.
Become a parent, so you can be accused of “using up all the internet” when Fortnite glitches for a millisecond.
What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes
Please don’t be curly
Please don’t be curly
Please don’t be curlyI pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food
Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away
Catfishing my ex… So you could say we’re back together.
me: I’m going to build a time machine
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
My wife thought it would be cute to take a shower with our toddler and now there’s poop in the tub and everyone is screaming.
My daughter just told me she likes a boy, so I sent him 12 pictures of my gun collection…being a dad is awesome.
You get to sleep all day, cat, that’s why I get the good food.
I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
sex work? uh yeah, I sure hope it does
My 5yo asked me if we could go to someone else’s house because he says we go to our house a lot
everyone says “writers don’t matter” until two guys with no clue how to tell a story are tasked with bringing an end to your favorite show.
*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
*accidentally clicks on the wrong internet browser*
INTERNET EXPLORER: OH YEAHHHHH! TIME TO SHAKE THE RUST OFF, BABY! WHO’S READY TO EXPLORE. THE. INTER-
*closes browser*
Interviewer: there’s a long gap on your resume?
Me: Ah yes, you see I was dressing my toddler
Tik Tok is a national treasure.
SCIENTIST: I want you to meet my robot
ME: Wow
SCIENTIST: He has limited functionality. He can’t hold a conversation or express emotion
ME: Ok
SCIENTIST: I was talking to the robot