that scene in texas chainsaw 3D where alex daddarios character who is supposed to be 40 runs away from leatherface but instead of hopping a fence or going a different direction she hops on a ferris wheel and is shocked to find out that it goes back down
You Might Also Like
My “I’m enraged!” status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don’t read well.
Some guys look classy carrying a flask. I look like a degenerate alcoholic, I dunno, maybe it’s my trackpants. Who’s house is this?
Discovered my husband thinks the candy is called “whoopers” and I may never recover from this
Since it’s hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
Dad: Are you hungry?
Me: Yeah!!! I could eat a horse right now!
Dad: I was asking the dog.
Me:
I told the kids they’ve stressed me out so much I burst a vessel in my eye, so they brought me a plate of cheese.
I was hoping for a clean kitchen but I am disarmingly soothed.
Guy next to me at Mariners game didn’t stand for national anthem. Unpatriotic bastard. I should push his wheelchair down the stairs.
Fyi dark walnut wood stain tastes nothing at all like walnuts
How to kill a text thread in 6 letters: Hahaha
I guess it’s time to start acting my age. Seriously when I was born, the Dead Sea was just sick.
Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?
Crazy how my 5yo can explain something in painstaking detail unless it’s anything I specifically asked her.
Someone used my email address for their discord account so I logged into their account and deleted it lol.
The more we travel into the mountains the more little critters I see. A rabbit will run across the road, then a squirrel, then a crab. What?
When my dog hears another dog down the street, he always looks at me like I had something to do with it.
Since instagram is down I’m not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.
*Unexpected item in the bagging area*
Me: Well what item exactly WERE you expecting?
No Google it does not
My calendar says there’s a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you’d think people would be more excited.
The most valuable thing I have taught my kid is to answer the door for me and immediately tell the person that mommy is busy while I’m hiding around the corner.
3 has started saying “actually,” so now I have a tiny reply guy following me around all day
Well it’s now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred?
Hey, is that guy dead?
Stranger: nice to meet you
Me: give it time
Don’t name your car. It’s not a boat. Don’t name your boat either.
Just realized the little piggy that went to market was NOT just going shopping so I’mma need to shut it down for a day.
I wrote a message to my mom giving her a heads up on my carefully thought-out plan to approach my wife about a divorce, and then accidentally sent it to my wife.
[At dinner with wife’s friends]
Me: may I chime in
Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes-
*my bag dings a little as I unzip it*
Me: could you pass me the Washington Shire sauce
Her: the what?
Me: the Westminster Shore sauce
Her: are you having a stroke?
Me: the Warcaster Shiner sauce
Her: hello, 911? I need an ambulance-
Me: the Willmington Scone sauce
Her: please, it’s getting worse
Me: the Wank-
“I do law stuff” – attorney general
“I serve as the chief legal adviser to the Crown and the Government”
– attorney specific