[•[•[•[•[•[•[•_•]•]•]•]•]•]•] Lego guy gang comin right at u
A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom.
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a one man band getting kicked out of a zumba class
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Soldier Dying on Omaha Beach.
“dont forget to tell my wife i love her…
and…and…honor me every year with a
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[turns up radio in the car]
Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it
Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here
I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers.
She wasn’t interested because it didn’t scream out in pain.
I’ve concluded English is my phone’s second language. It’s the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me.