When I’m in a bathroom stall, please don’t yell “Oh my God oh my God there’s a guy in here!” Respect my privacy.
For some reason I’m an extremely secretive
person. Don’t ask me why
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Do one person every day that scares you.
FYI fellas: if u wake up with some chick and u can’t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They’ll write her name on the cup for ya!
Choose a job that you love, and your boss will never have to work a day in their life.
changed clouds to coulds and now the sky is full of possibilities
*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*
HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!
We’d have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He’d look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy.
I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.
They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it’s been taken out.