Reasons to carry a handkerchief:
3) You’ve never heard of tissues
2) You’re doing a magic trick
1) You’re hiding your face to rob a train
HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY’LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES
You Might Also Like
I’ve never wanted a mansion. Not because I’m modest- I just don’t need more places to lose my keys.
I see ur bio says ‘Medical Intern’. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it’s infected. It is right?
Fun Fact: the average group of 4 yr olds can take up to 7 years to break open a piñata.
when a bird is walking around on its little bird legs. it’s mocking you. it’s saying this is you. this is what you look like.
Shout out to sidewalks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
If I add up all the cheese I ate this year, you’d think I’m actually made of moon.
*the force awakens*
*the dark knight rises*
*they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed*
Wore my hair in a ponytail to Walmart
and 4 people asked me to defend them
in Drug Possession Cases.
Court starts Monday.
I understand how batteries feel cause I’m rarely ever included in things either.